ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
“i dont care about looks”
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle